Reason #542 not to mess with Murphy

I talked crap about Tim's (non)ability to park a car, and what happens? As I'm lecturing him, I scrape the side of the Camry against the pillar in our carport.

Ooops.

I badmouth the padded headgear we have toshould wear for sparring, and what happens? I get kicked in the head right across the left ear, and now Bryan wants to call me Van Gogh. I feel bad for Weasel, though (the kicker). He thinks it's his fault, when it's really mine, since I didn't exactly block.

Moral of the story? Don't mess with Murphy, or karma will kick you right back in the ass.

And no, Kara didn't sustain any lasting damage to her ear, just to her pride. And maybe that headache.